expedition accommodation

Welcome To The Dark Side

Connor & Michael

Waterproofs.
Blisters.
300 Pound tente or Tesco Fur A Tenner?
Play Games Like In Nursery. Some Good. Some Poop.
Gorge Walkin (Walkin Up Rivers).
Tom The Leader Took Half An Hour Tai Climb Up The Waterfall,
We Took 2 Minutes, Thats Cos He’s Old But. HaHa!
Abseiling Wis Good Coz A Had A Fear Of Heights & Wis Paranoid Hangin Off Cliffs.
No Muckin About Wai Yir Mates Tho, The Staff Hink Its Flirtin! HaHa!
Take 5 Minutes If Yir Gonnae Lose Yir Temper & Bring Loadsa Money Fur Smokes & Phone Cards & Crisps.
Everyone Who Done The Course Wis Sound + Looked Out Fur Each Other. Trust Them Or Yai Dont Get Anywere.
We Stuck In Cos We Wanted To Change Cos Everythin We Wanted To Do We Walked Away From. Now We Cant Be Bothered Fightin, It’s Time To Let The Younger Generation Take Over.
Being Here At Venture Trust And Gettin The Report Could Help Us With Gettin A Job & Keepin Out Of The Jail.

Connor

I Learned How To Make Cheesy PAsta & That I Dont Like Noodles & Sausage As Much As I Thought.

Shmike (Michael)

I Tried Stuff That I Never Thought I Would Eat & It Was Nice.

Connor & Michael

Watch Out For The Deer When Yir Goin To The Toilet Outside. Its No Good! But It Made Us Appreciate Home. When We Were Out Camping It Made Us Realise We Wouldnt Want To Be Homeless.
We Didnt Miss Folk At Home Coz We Knew They’d Be There When We Got Back.
We Did Miss Eastenders + Jeremy Kyle Tho But Didnt Think About No Havin A Playstation.
Dont Fart In The Sessions Coz You’ll Get Put On An Action Plan & Remember To Wash Your Stove!
People Think They Need Drugs But They Dinnae, Coz They Just Dinnae. Dont Drink Too Much Coffee Cos It Makes You Pee Alot!
Its Good In The Van Cos You Can Blast The Tunes. Its The Only Tunes You Get To Hear. We Had To Sing In The Showers Which Was A Good Laugh.
If You Think The Staff Are Against You, They’re Not, They’re There To Help You Change Your Ways.
If You Need To Calm Down Have A Sing.
We Did Alot Of Smoking & Dancing Like Pure Fairies.
It Was Cr’p When Charlieboy Left Before The End Of The Course.
The Chefs Are Top Notch.
Normally We Get Up At 5pm But Here We Get Up At 8am & Go To Bed At 11:30pm.
This Has Helped Because We Will Be In A Routine When We Get Home & Be Able To Make Most Of The Day.
The Weather Changes When It WantsTai. You Have To Wear Fleeces & Waterproofs & Carry A 40Kilo Rucksack And Ye Need To Wear Boots and Gaiters But The Fleeces Were Good As Pillows Out On Expeditions. We Still Got Wet In The Waterproofs Tho. No Nut, No Nut.
If You Wanna Have A Laugh, Pull Ma Lug!
Make Sure You Have 3 Matresses On You Bed & More Than One Pillow.
Our Advice is; Keep Ur Heid Up + Do What You Have To Do, Run For The Hills.

”Aint No Mountain High Enough,
Aint No River Wide Enough”